a series of unfortunate events (2017)
↳ “that’s going to make a wonderful headline”
In the common tongue it says, “One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.”
tbh the only evidence i need that harry’s a gryffindor is the fact that he kept going back to the forbidden forest after voldemort tried to kill him, aragog tried to eat him, lupin turned into a wolf and attacked him, the dementors tried to kiss him, barty crouch was murdered and turned into a bone, umbridge was kidnapped by centaurs,, boy had to die in that forest before he stopped going back
Not to shit on Ben Wyatt, but Padme was queen of Naboo at 14 years old, and she didn’t blow the planet’s budget on a winter sports complex.
#honestly ben wyatt has probably had this exact thought in dark moments (via @seagodofmagic)
stop calling people sensitive just bc you don’t want to try to understand what they’re feeling
Ben and Leslie + roleplay
“Then we move to Phoenix and we go undercover as high school seniors. My name will be Hannah Dash; I will be captain of the gymnastics team and the math team, and you will be my foxy friend Jake Mathers, a delinquent with a heart of gold who the system has given up on.”
